Health Status Report

  For those of you out there who are concerned about my health status, I have almost fully recovered from my recent bout with pneumonia. I still have some residual coughing, but am no longer regularly hacking up a lung.

It had been a while since I’d been THAT sick, and I’d prefer never to get THAT sick again, although in the grand scheme of things I know that’s very unlikely.

I hereby vow to be more conscientious about washing my own hands; avoiding touching my hands to my face after contact with a public surface; take my vitamins daily; exercise regularly; and eat more healthy foods.

If that doesn’t work, I may become a hermit and shun all human contact.